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Unapologetically in control.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Devious Dishes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47685760123138,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/0967\/2450\/files\/IMG_9186.jpg?v=1776873205"},{"product_id":"weve-had-sex-in-this-room","title":"We've Had Sex In This Room","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:ee3873e3-32a5-4895-a4f7-1ecb63fa30af-8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-14\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"d3f2d22d-851c-4d21-abae-05fd06c973d6\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"121\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"121\"\u003eWe’ve Had Sex in This Room – 10” Vintage Plate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"180\"\u003eClassic grandma-core china with a very modern confession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"407\"\u003eThis 10” vintage plate pairs timeless florals and delicate detailing with a statement that’s equal parts cheeky and unforgettable. It looks like it belongs in a quiet sitting room… and then casually rewrites the entire story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"409\" data-end=\"489\"\u003ePerfect for styling, gifting, or sparking just the right amount of conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"542\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eInnocent. Suggestive. Absolutely not what it seems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Devious Dishes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47685812453634,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/0967\/2450\/files\/sexinthisroom.jpg?v=1776875573"},{"product_id":"get-the-hell-out-of-my-kithen","title":"Get the hell out of my kitchen.","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:ee3873e3-32a5-4895-a4f7-1ecb63fa30af-8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-14\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"d3f2d22d-851c-4d21-abae-05fd06c973d6\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"78\" data-end=\"132\"\u003eGet the Hell Out of My Kitchen Vintage Plate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"210\"\u003eA classic Norman Rockwell-style kitchen scene… with a very clear house rule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"212\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eThis approximate 8” vintage plate pairs nostalgic Americana charm with a no-nonsense message. Warm, familiar, and just a little unwelcoming (in the best way), it’s for anyone who takes their kitchen—and their space—seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"517\"\u003ePerfect for styling, gifting, or setting the tone before anyone even reaches for a snack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"589\"\u003eAnd don’t forget to pick up the coordinating apron to complete the look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"633\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCharming. Direct. Not open for discussion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Devious Dishes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47685833556226,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/0967\/2450\/files\/IMG_9266.jpg?v=1776876751"},{"product_id":"get-the-hell-out-of-my-kitchen-copy","title":"It smells like weed in here.","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:ee3873e3-32a5-4895-a4f7-1ecb63fa30af-8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-14\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"d3f2d22d-851c-4d21-abae-05fd06c973d6\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"132\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"132\"\u003eIt Smells Like Weed in Here Vintage Plate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"208\"\u003eTwo proper ladies, mid-whisper… and absolutely not minding their business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"210\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eThis approximate 8” vintage plate pairs soft, classic imagery with a perfectly timed piece of commentary. It’s subtle, it’s nosy, and it says exactly what everyone’s thinking—but only one person is brave enough to say out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"500\"\u003ePerfect for styling, gifting, or adding a little side-eye to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"551\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eDelicate. Observant. Just a little inappropriate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Devious Dishes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47685843353858,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/0967\/2450\/files\/IMG_9047.jpg?v=1776877355"},{"product_id":"it-smells-like-weed-in-here-copy","title":"eat the rich","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:ee3873e3-32a5-4895-a4f7-1ecb63fa30af-8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-14\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"d3f2d22d-851c-4d21-abae-05fd06c973d6\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"135\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"135\"\u003eEat the Rich Vintage Plate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"192\"\u003eA quietly somber portrait… with a not-so-quiet opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"404\"\u003eThis approximate 8” vintage plate pairs delicate, melancholic imagery with a statement that cuts straight through the politeness. It’s thoughtful, a little rebellious, and just unsettling enough to make people look twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"406\" data-end=\"494\"\u003ePerfect for styling, gifting, or adding a hint of defiance to an otherwise gentle space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"536\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSoft. Subversive. Not here to play nice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Devious Dishes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47685846565122,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/0967\/2450\/files\/IMG_9195.jpg?v=1776877515"},{"product_id":"eat-the-rich-copy","title":"my cat \u0026 I talk shit about you","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:ee3873e3-32a5-4895-a4f7-1ecb63fa30af-8\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-14\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"d3f2d22d-851c-4d21-abae-05fd06c973d6\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"136\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"136\"\u003eMy Cat and I Talk Shit About You Vintage Plate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"138\" data-end=\"185\"\u003eA sweet little scene… and a not-so-sweet truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"391\"\u003eThis 8” vintage plate pairs charming, old-world imagery with a line that’s equal parts funny and just a little too honest. She’s sitting politely, watching the show—but mentally? Absolutely not impressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"393\" data-end=\"489\"\u003ePerfect for styling, gifting, or letting your guests know the real vibe (your cat already does).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"530\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCute. Judgy. Not keeping it to herself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Devious Dishes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47685854626050,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/0967\/2450\/files\/IMG_9198.jpg?v=1776878224"},{"product_id":"carry-your-own-shit","title":"carry your own SHIT organic cotton tote","description":"Not your circus, not your cargo. 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